to pingdom come
Inspired by elmcat's Death of a Hobby.
Hey you! Want to run a new campaign of Pingdom? You know, the tabletop role-playing game (TTRPG) where you:
- Worship the cult of the new.
- Inflate your debt through untouched purchases.
- Enslave yourself under Discord's white dots.
- Stimulate yourself with canned meta arguments.
- Get folded into a hating press.
- Film it all for people's pleasure.
- Awaken tomorrow feeling sore and hazy.
- Deepen your corruption through more playthroughs.
What do you say?