imperfect makes perfect
Despite Perfect not considering themselves a fan of my blog, I consider them one of its biggest fans. They linked to it, reused its theme with credit, and even summarized a few of its posts. You can just hype up anyone and anything at any scale you desire.
Speaking of scale, "the worst example of this arbitrary blogpost-padding that Perfect has seen" inspired all of the above. Their reaction shows how writing at any level of padding can produce double wins.
As additional thanks for their patronage of my work, go subscribe to their Atom and RSS feeds which they haven't yet exposed.